Declan McLaggen can kick your ass

( Hexed Private. )

Private to G6:

Now Finnigan seems to have vanished too. This is getting worse with each passing day.

Private to Parvati:

Do you know what's happened to Longbottom and Finnigan? Please don't be next

Private to Gail:

Still mad at me, are you?

Private to Molly:

I never did thank you for that scroll, did I? I can't say I've made much progress, though. Some time at the end of Easter break I've caused this huge puff of smoke that nearly filled the room, but nothing whatsoever since then.

Private to Geoff:

Let's go do something fun.

( Hexed Private. )

Private to Emily and Yue:

How are you? Do you need anything?

Funny month, this. Not funny funny, unfortunately, but still. Funny.

( Private to Geoff, <s>Molly</s>, Parvati and Yue. )

( Hexed Private. )

I hope everybody's having a great holiday.

Private to Parvati:

My parents have sold Thunder.

Hexed Private:

Let's see if this dicto-quill works. Great, it does. Fuck classes, if people keep on asking me the same stupid question or trying to bait me fucking Beery stop writing, you stupid quill! As I was saying, if people keep on doing that my wound will open again and I've spilled enough blood thank you very much. Bloody hell, only after this did I realise just how obsessed these people are with blood in ways that go beyond lineage. Guess I really am stupid. And why am I still talking to myself?

For those of you who keep on asking the same thing: no comment. I've already said all I needed to say.

Private to Cece:

I know you and your little friend were responsible for that little masterpiece. Thank you for finally showing me the sort of person you really are.

Private to Yue and Andrew:

Well, Cece and I broke up. It wasn't pretty. Can't say I'm surprised, though.

Private to Parvati:

Your reading was completely accurate. She broke up with me.

Private to Molly:

You were right. Happy now?

Wait, I'm still not talking to you. Even though you were right.

Private to Parvati:

You know what? Let's do that reading.

Private to Elisabeth, Geoffrey and Andrew:

So, this new professor. I know we still have a few days until we actually see him in action, but what do you think of this whole business? Anyone's better than Hagrid for the job, but I can't help but think there's something a bit fishy going on.

Private to Molly:

Please

I thought we were friends

Private to Parvati:

Both girls are arsed at me right now. I need a hug

( Hexed Private. )


Private to Molly:

Please don't laugh, but

I think I still have

Remember in Potions

I don't think we should talk to each other ever again.

Private to Cece:

Thank you for the gloves.

I miss

I miss you.

Private to Yue:

I need a drink. Or ten. Want to join me?

Private to Parvati:

You're probably tired of listening to my problems, but I desperately need to talk to someone.

Private to Cece:

You told Beery.

( Hexed Private. )

Private to Cece:

I don't know if you've noticed me talking to Professor Carrow at the end of duelling practice, but I've volunteered for the position of Quidditch commentator. Wish me luck.

Private to Molly:

The Carrows have removed Spencer Quick from the position of Quidditch commentator. I can only imagine why, and I think it's just stupid (but please, don't tell anyone I said that). I'm going to audition to be his replacement, but I'm not sure if I'll be completely up to the task if they keep on manipulating the matches. I have enough trouble not speaking my mind as it is.

My brother is the new Chudley Cannons keeper.

Someone please kill me now.

Hexed Private:

Oh, fuck.

Private to Gryffindors:

I'm afraid the Fat Lady has decided to wander off. No, I don't know why nor when she's coming back. I've told Professor McGonagall and she's not pleased, as you can imagine. We're searching for her, but until then there's not much we can do.

Private to Student Authority (except Gryffindors):

The Fat Lady has disappeared, and until she returns the rest of Gryffindor is unable to leave the Tower. If you happen to find her anywhere, please tell her to get back to her painting immediately.

Hexed Private:

I knew Longbottom and Finnigan were up to something. There had to be a reason for them to stop giving me a hard time.

Of course, I have no evidence Longbottom was involved. Not that I'd go search for evidence. Yeah, I hate those wankers. I'm sure they were involved the night we caught Parvati - and then had the gall to pin all the blame on me. Finnigan particularly is a right bastard. However, in spite of my feelings I felt absolutely no satisfaction in seeing him getting punished like that. I mean, hooves? Honestly? I wouldn't call it cruel unlike torturing defenceless animals, but it's pathetic. If school is mandatory it's because we're meant to be learning, and how is he going to do it now? Quick Quotes Quill? If he gets punished for not doing his homework it will be unfair, but if he gets excused from doing them it's bloody cheating.

Ah well, at least Cece and I managed to spend some time together at Hogsmeade. No references to That Night or to Molly, and I made her smile. Let's hope things continue this way.

Private to Finnigan:

You're an arse.

Private to Molly:

I just don't get it.

Private to Cece:

I had a nice time this weekend. Thank you for

( Hexed Private )

Private to IS members:

I'm sure I'm not the only one who is surprised with what just happened with Corner. What the hell was that about?

Private to Cece:

We

Private to Parvati:

I desperately need some advice from someone I can trust and who is much better at Divination and matters of the heart than I ever will be.

( Hexed Private. )

Five students missing. That's worrying. I hope Jane is all right.

Private to Cece:

Cece? Sweetheart?

I'm sorry. I know I've hurt you and you have every right to be mad at me. I'm not going to come up with an excuse because there is no excuse for what I did. But trust me when I tell you I am sorry and I never wanted to hurt you. You really are the only one I want and I just ask for you to give me a chance to prove that.

Please, sweetheart, talk to me.

(  Hexed Private . )

Private to Molly:

Thank you so much for your card. I was deeply moved by it.

Private to Parvati:

It's a boy.

Hexed Private:

I'm finding it very difficult to believe that Death Eaters have taken Loony Lovegood away. Granted, she's been bringing that bloody rag to the school (Elisabeth wouldn't have gotten in trouble otherwise), but if anyone was to be attacked over the contents of the Quibbler you'd expect it to be her father, right?

Unless
No, too stup
Or is it?

Molly told me the Quibbler is no longer publishing rubbish these days, and whatever they're doing has upset Lucy and the Greengrasses so I'm suspecting they're no longer going on about pink hippogriffs from Mars or whatever. Maybe I should try to get my hands on some old copies while I'm at home. I have the feeling I'll have another brain-exploding moment like I had with the pamphlet, if I do this, but I need to know what is so important that leads to the kidnapping of a 16-year-old girl whose only crime is to be bloody annoying.

Private to Parvati:

Happy birthday. I never did thank you for that reading the other day, did I?

Three parties and a hunting trip. It's going to be a busy week.

( Hexed Private. )

Unlike my cousin, I am looking forward to the holidays. If anything, it's an excuse to sleep late.

( Hexed Private. )

Private to Emrys:

Are you all right, mate?

Private to Gail:

I got a letter from Mother. She sends her regards to you and your parents.

Hexed Private:

I am not going to apologize for what happened. Not when the DA is too selfish to acknowledge their own part in what happened. Yes, I feel guilty. Yes, I keep tormenting myself wondering what I could have done. And yes, I keep having nightmares about Parvati's interrogation, and I doubt they'll stop anytime soon. But I wasn't the one who abandoned her to suffer the consequences alone.

And those holier-than-thou bastards can just go rot. I will have a good time this weekend, no matter how they want me to feel.

Private to Cece:

I'm really looking forward to our trip to Hogsmeade.

Private to the IS:

Does anyone know what this Muggle Studies "field trip" entails?

Private to Nicholas, Sophia Fawcett and Anthony Goldstein:

We have a problem. It has been discovered that those Ministry pamphlets that have been circulating around the school are actually password protected and contain pro-Muggleborn propaganda inside. I have discussed the matter with the other sixth-year Gryffindor prefects, and we have decided that the best course of action is to help people get rid of them before the rest of the IS gets involved, as it will inevitably be the case. We'd appreciate it if you'd be able to help with this in your houses - the Head Boy has already been notified and hopefully will do this for Slytherin before the matter becomes public.

The idea we had in Gryffindor was to set up a container in our common room where students can turn in the pamphlets. Said container will hopefully be charmed so that, once placed in there, they cannot be removed. If you think of anything else that might be more effective for your house, feel free to use it. As long as we can help people get rid of that garbage without trouble, any idea is welcome.